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My brain keeps playing kiss the go-goat by ghost. I was just reading and in the back of my mind I was like “kiss the goat, Ahhhhh, kiss, kiss, kiss the go-goat”

Now what is your opinion on gay porn?

What is your opinion on furry porn?

I cannot understand why Wattpad is like this. I’m reading the most toe curling, sheet clinging smut and I write a comment that uses the word betch (it’s censored bc idk wtf is happening) and there like “nah mate *this comment has been reported and it’s under review*” 

Surprisingly I haven’t found a favourite Sebastian michealis x reader fanfic even though I have read all the top fanfics 

I’m ur 100th follower

It's 12 am yet im thinking. Every time that i read or hear or think, the word "amused" i think about Sebastian Michaelis and a very specific face he makes where his eyes are normal and he's smirking while also covering the smirk.

The moment you realise that life doesn't revolve around you. That other people have stories, may be tragic or may be "normal", they still exist and you are nothing but a speck in a pile of sand. So no, i do not give a fuck about your weekend trip susan.

I fucking hate the colour pink but when it comes to some people i just. " YOU LOOK GREAT, fucking uh, GO RUN THE WORLD" 

Am i the only one that says "you gotta stop with the jay walking. Miss me with that gay shit. WHAT GAY SHIT THE LAW?!" every time i cross the road?