Bartholomew Jenkins

People that for some reason still follow me, check out my new book if you wanna (but if you know me irl, please don’t) I haven’t been on here since last year up until two days ago, so let’s see how this goes.

Dо уоu publish оn Neobook ? 

I haven't been on here for a while...

Why am I getting notifications that these books, that I've never read, have been updated? Tf? Also, I go up a year in age in an hour and 15 minutes, so that's kinda cool ig. (It's probably less time now, because I spent time writing out that sentence, but oh well)

How is it that I can write hundreds of thousands of words of fanfiction, but can't even write a simple 600 words of a creative writing response for English?

Am I the only one who just started having a text to speech option at the start of chapters?

Rip haikyuu pfp, you lasted me a while
          
          (I dunno what the date was when I put it as that) - November 2021
          
          Now the shopping trolley on a fence has been birthed

I think Wattpad thinks I'm a robot, because any time I try to vote on a story now it tells me that I've voted too many times and that I should try again later. All I do is vote on most of the stories I read, but that's just because I choose good books. I wanna vote, but it won't let me.

Can my 18 followers recommend me some songs?

I am never having an energy drink again. Or at least in the afternoon. Because I couldn't get to sleep until 4:30 in the morning, which meant I only got 2 hours sleep. I have school today.