Kyle Broflovski

Just some South Park Quotes:
"Screw you guys I'm going homeee" -Cartman
"NO KITTY THIS IS MY POT PIE" -Cartman
"Was that before or after you told me to f%ck myself?" -Clyde
"Drugs are bad mmkayy?" -Mr Mackey
"I'm not fat, I'm festively plump" -Cartman
"All animals kill, and the animals that don't kill are stupid ones like cows and turtles and stuff." -Kyle
"As you get older, boobs will start becoming a major part of your life. But you can't let them get in the way of your friends. There are a lot of boobs out there. But they're just boobs. Your friends are forever." -Randy
"Well I'm sorry Wendy, but I just don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die!" -Mr. Garrison
"I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids." -Kyle
"Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college." -Chef
"All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other." -Stan
"Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000." -Cartman
"I'm white trash and I'm in trouble" -Stuart and Carol
"Do you know what I am saying?" -Butters