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ao3 is down and now i have resorted to here. not excited :(

I’ve been thinking

I have a paper due tonight, I’ve done none of it. So either get that done, or … we get a new chapter for Shrek x God. I don’t get to choose, only standby and watch what happens.

I feel like o should tell you that if you wanna actually know when I’m gonna update a story (or if there’s a chance) it will literally only be on ao3 because I forget that this app exists 

Hey, due to personal issues i will not be continuing a couple of my stories. I’m sorry

WHAT THE FUCK IS QUADRATICS AND WHT DO I HAVE TO LEARN IT

I’m currently cheating on wattpad with ao3

I wanna kill who ever invented algebra 

What is the best way to make pasta?

I’m gay