proceed with caution

Why hello, didn't see you there. I'm a part time yaoi reader, full time dumbass. I have like twenty drafts that will never be published, and if anyone asks I'm a pure uncorrupted soul. 

I have almost no filter so I'm sorry if I offend anyone with the bs that comes out of my mouth, it's completely unintentional. Also, I absolutely loVE bad puns, please send me your worst, I find them hilarious, as well as book recommendations since it's a real struggle to find a good romance. The fluffier the better as I always say.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk, please cum again. See what I did there. 

Sorry.