Rodney

I'm probably human (debatable).

Love The Shins, favorite song is New Slang. I could probably listen to that song until I die (and I probably will).

I live somewhere in the USA and speak fluent English, in the midwest dialect (also the sarcastic dialect).

I love eating Mac & Cheese. I'll eat that crap Kraft stuff, but serve me up some homemade cheesy amazingness and I might consider asking for your hand (or not).

While I'm generally quite optimistic, you'll find a lot of the writing published on this account is dreary (or just plain depressing). I'm an angsty teenager; I gotta get that negativity out somewhere, alright? 

If you have anything else you want to know about me, just ask! And feel free to ask advice about real life situations. Or just say hi. Or silently stalk around, whatever suits you!