i like the way you werk it, no diggity 

I'm Belle and I live in an Asian country 

• my friends tease me as a megaphone coz my voice is very loud
• i make a good impersonation of a dog and cat
• i can impersonate perrie’s voice because i’m fab
• i live in london 
• in my dreams
• i’m hungry all the time
• just like my husband
• i have many ex husbands and they are Josh Hutcherson, Cody Simpson, Tom Daley and Zac Efron
• my current husband is Niall Horan. sorry ladies he’s taken
• in reality, i love a boy who i hide by the name dimples
• british boys are hot
• but irish boys are hotter because Niall
• i love wearing sweaters even though it’s hot here in our country
• i ship elounor, payzer, zerrie and niabelle (niall+belle)
• you should ship niabelle
• niabelle is my otp 
• and it should be yours too
• i worship the 1D girlfriends because they’re goddesses 
• i hate expensive food
• oh hey i have another joke
• and no it isn’t lame like the last one
• what did the ocean said to the shore?
• nothing
• it just waved haha
• thank god you’re not louis
• cause if you were
• you’d hit me down there like harry
• in the adventurous adventures of one direction
• i like that show
• cos on the first episode
• niall was half naked ;)
• and i think it was funny
• when the banana peel on top of zayn’s hair
• is supposed to be his blonde highlights
• four for you mark parsons
• you go mark parsons
• i sing a lot and i might post an audio of me singing someday
• i hate people saying YOLO because it irritates me
• i’m weird

Talk to me about your problems. Either if it’s about helping you what to eat or about depression :)

if you read this, you get an unlimited supply of nutella and you get to be a unicorn :)