@itschewsdayinnit2
Im back bitchesssssss I Found a glitch and yep here I am alive and weird as ever
Provably the fbi will be after me soon but hey do I look like care
( honestly I do care for the law just pls dont arrest me:-))
Y‘all probably know this meme: reasons why harry isn’t in ravenclaw and then this picture of him jumping for the letters instead of just picking one up from the ground. He is dumb af but I thought about how it‘d be if he managed to read one of these letters… (i have weird hobbies ik) like firstly he probably wouldn’t believe them (okay he went with a homeless looking guy but) secondly they still needed to send someone to go shopping w harry bc I don’t think vernon would have done that and thirdly like dumbel knew all this shit and was like: Nooo we don’t just sent a nice dressed wizard who explains everything politely and can do magic, no man thought it be better to send 1000000 letters and then sent a giant, homeless looking, not well dressed, not being able to do magic legally hagrid to explain everything (no hate to hagrid btw)got kinda attached to that sorry
Dobby has to rewrite that shit now
@itschewsdayinnit2 hahah yeah but it’s cooler I guess but I’m the end it’s right this Dumblewhore watched him all the time. A bit like a creepy stalker yk
@Straykiddos_stan bruh dumbelwhore probably watched him all the time (phedo ngl) and hp is probably the reason why there is too less wood (paper) in this world lol- it feels so weird to talk in English