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The moment you realize you could be the first to publish a book about a fan made ship on Wattpad but you're to incompetent to even start :)

Two thing I hate about books. Two things.
          
          1.cliffhangers. (*fake cough* kings and fools)
          
          2.sad endings. (I just read an wenclair book where Enid just goofed herself at the end.)
          
          I'm pissed :)

I'm bored so have this crappy jokes.
          
          What did the triangle say to the circle? You're pointless 
          
          What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algebra.

Do уou publish on Neobook ?

I'm back from the break. I'll try and update the books every week. But can't promise sh!t. :)

So uhhhhh. I can't update the harry Potter book. Imma read the books first. :)

Me questioning my sexuality cuz I honestly don't know. But I only simp for female characters. Then you see Ellie's crimes:
          
          Mass murder
          Child murder (unintentional)
          Theft
          Terrorism
          Conspiracy
          Corruption
          Blackmail
          Vigilantism
          Torture
          Vandalism
          Assault and battery
          Trespassing
          Animal cruelty
          
          And Abby's:
          
          Mass murder
          Torture
          Terrorism
          Mutilation
          Kidnapping
          Psychological abuse
          Assault and battery
          Vandalism
          Crimes against humanity
          
          And all I can think of is how fucking hot they are. I mean. Just look at Abby's muscles... 
          
          
          And I forgot jinx
          
          Manslaughter
          Mass murder
          Terrorism
          Theft
          Kidnapping
          Stalking
          Conspiracy
          
          I think I have a thing for girls who should be in prison but aren't.
          
          :)

Friends come and go. But you. You ain't leaving. Imma drag you down with me.