Fuck u

*lick*

It is 8 o’clock pm on October 5, Jumin Hans birthday, and I stg if no wattpad story I have with him doesn’t even give him a happy birthday... I will have lost all hope for this useless planet. HE GIVES US LIFE AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY HIM?

Bro are you a crackhead???? Bc I want to avoid you when I cross the street <3

Of course can’t wait to see what’s in store, your works really good

Thank you so much for voting on my book X Reader Oneshots. I really appreciate it! Do not be afraid to send in a request if you wish anytime.

Ngl I really fricken love Marceline from Adventure Time, like actually physically love her , yes Bubbline is adorable and I ship that . But hot damn if she was real and lived by me you bet I’d fall for her in an instance

We never know Mrs.Claus’ first name... my conspiracy... Mrs.Claus is some 20 year old sugar baby

You hottie 

Ok harem confirmed no longer nonexistant! It. Is. Confirrmmmeeedddd.. WTH I’M NOT USED TO ATTENTIONNNNN

Omg I feel like I’m apart of a nonexistent harem