jgd1304

Just so you guys know I’m not dead, if anyone is wondering. (Probably not) I’ve just been inactive lately. So hello. 

swo_lmao

What do you do if you ate too many bananas and your acid reflex got so severe, that your stomach opened a vortex in space and time, and you went to a different universe where you are the banana that causes the acid reflex, and you eventually die of claustrophobia from going down the intestinal track.
          
          Just asking for a friend! Not for me!

swo_lmao

Dude, why are you located in Ben Shapiro’s closet?

swo_lmao

You see, Elon Musk has requested my presence in his closet, thus I cannot accompany you in that holy land. My apologies kind specimen, as I am loyal to both authorities, but I am not two people.
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jgd1304

The real question is, why aren’t YOU 
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