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Don’t you just hate it when a Mexican trump shows up at your house and starts playing “Hit Me Baby One More Time” while squirting chocolate toothpaste in your moms homemade stew that you took fourteen hours and twelve midgets to make from Willy wonka and they all start screaming “death to plums”. And your favorite fruit is plums so you kill them all then you realize your now a murderer because someone offended you about your plum addiction and now you just trippped on a banana peel while running to your secret bunker that has four hundred pewdiepie 399$ chairs in that remixes do you know da WAe which is now a stale me but then a chicken with Ebola comes running away and gives you type two diabetes and you sit on the floor and gain a billion pounds and become the fattest human ever then fart and float into space

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