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hey...guess who's back...

Skibidi

I remember your smut book.

GUYS HOLY SHIT 
          I MADE A NEW ACCOUNT!!!!! Please follow me..

Chat im not lying this time but jingle's lost their wattpad because of parental controls and she cant download it fron google play. She told me to tell you guys that uhhh they wont be active for a few hours of days until she can convince their dad to give her the pin to get to their acc. ((Please believe me guys im avutally not lying this time it isnt a prank i swear i have photo proof9o

JINGLEZ PLZ I PROMIZE IM REAL ZTOP [heartbroken]

Cheesy:
          What's your best secret? You can trust me, you're hanging beside me on the same.. tight.. CLLOOOOTTTHHHEEESSSLIIINNE!!
          
          HERE'S MY BEST SECRET; I keep hoping that I'm not.. dirty laundry until my tears all soak in.. 
          /Lyr
          
          (For context: the song is about a victim being insecure and suspecting that they're only wanted at their lowest point/they're being manipulated)

What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka.

How I feel after
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Lobotomy/j

*me suffering from depression after reading your comedy gold story*