jumbojamesjrpotter

it’s been eight years since i broke my arm peeing 

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bc the truck scared me and i ran with my pants down and then fell but no one believed me bc i was a dramatic hoe. ended up with two metal sticks in my arm. fucking unbelievers
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jumbojamesjrpotter

it’s been eight years since i broke my arm peeing 

jumbojamesjrpotter

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bc the truck scared me and i ran with my pants down and then fell but no one believed me bc i was a dramatic hoe. ended up with two metal sticks in my arm. fucking unbelievers
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jumbojamesjrpotter

help i’m having a life crisis rn i don’t feel real or as if i exist i watched a tiktok on universes and multiverse abd whatever
          r else i feel insignificant and fake

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what no  i thought they just died if you get stung by them
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whoreforrico

dude I feel bad now bee’s live up to 60 days max 
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jumbojamesjrpotter

just tell me the life span of a bee
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desidramaticdevil

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Hey Bestie!!
          I was having a ridiculously horrible week this week (like waking up at 5 am to get to offline school ridiculous) and I was shit tired because of traveling for 3 hrs straight to and fro every single day, and I caught a fever because of the lack of sleep....Sorry! Let's get to the point. So I was having this really bad week and all of a sudden during my "Sick Leave" I found your account and followed it (the sole reason being POTTERHEADSSS) I was just going through this conversation section and I  haven't laughed this hard in weeks....months even.
          Thank you so so much for making my day Bestieee
          Lots of Love
          Aaranya

jumbojamesjrpotter

@aaranya_d suprisingly no not yet like i’ve been tripping a lot instead of falling
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desidramaticdevil

lmfao...any new accidents...??
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jumbojamesjrpotter

@aaranya_d fr my guy was sleeping on the job
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jumbojamesjrpotter

love food hate eating ✌

jumbojamesjrpotter

WIAT WHAT MY MOAN EMOJI IS GONE TOO
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jumbojamesjrpotter

my guy i just wanna use my kiss emoji 
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jumbojamesjrpotter

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ugh i hate my teacher sm i didn’t do my work (not even my fault he never explained it to anyone and the little he did explain i was sick so i wasn’t at school) anyways i didn’t do my work so now he’s like why didn’t you do your fucking work bitch it was due yesterday.  so i told him i’d have it done by today and he’s like haha i’ll be surprised if you could but like in this really mean voice. so now i’m like determined to make it amazing and gorgeous and done by tomorrow. that bitch made a mistake vu telling me i can’t do it.

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miss gurl that fucking pussy didn’t even come today. bitch stayed home
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desidramaticdevil

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@ireadbooks128 You  go guuurllll!!!
            Shove it in that bitchs fucking face....also tell me how it went
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jumbojamesjrpotter

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he can suck my fucking imaginary dick bc less than two hours after i started bing bang boom and i’m fucking done that whore. no one fucking likes him if i forgot to mention. even the fucking suck ups
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jumbojamesjrpotter

i want pasta