i have your dna

I think my friend has a radioactive pussy

i- i should clear my search history

I found a piece of freeze dried looking chalk and when I broke it it was bright pink on the inside

No, we have to rip his ass

i love my friend but
          BITCH RESPOND TO ME I PROMISE IM NOT SIMPING

Me when wattpad finally dec8des to work on my phone

I'm not like the other girls, I hit people with textbooks

im gonna kill c.ai

(^-^)  < Hi )
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          This is Tim, he wishes you to have a good week :3
          
          He knows you might not do chain mails but he just wanted to check up on you either way and make sure you're doing good, and even if you're not, he just wants you to know it'll get better and that you have your whole future ahead of you <3
          
          (Send this to how many people you want! (Or none at all, it's up to you <3) if you get 5 or more back you're an amazing person!)
          
          (Started by @glitched_lotus <3)

funfact
          youre more likely to be bitten by a new yorker than a shark
          boutta start biting people and change it to "youre more likely to be bitten by a rabid californian than a shark"