(First off, I do FOLLOW FOR A FOLLOW)
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IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
1. U can't count your hair
2. U can't wash your eyes with soap
3. U can't breathe with your tongue out
Put your tongue back in fool
10 things i know about you
1.) U r reading this
2.)U r human
3.)U can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips
4.)U just attempted to do it
6.) U r laughing at yourself
7.)U have a smile on your face and you just skipped no.5
8.)U just checked to see if there is a no.5
9.)U r laughing at this because u r an idiot and everyone else does too
10.)U r probably going to send this to find out who else fell for it too...


That probably told you a lot about my personality right there but i guess i should tell you other stuff too. I'm awesomesauce, let's just get that out of the way. If you follow me, i will most certainly follow you back no matter who you are. (Even if you are just using me for a follow, i don't mind) Anything i right on here will suck, i will promise you that. I am very slow to update. Not because i just get buzy, but because i probably got bored of the idea itself and if i don't get good enough feedback, nine out of ten times, i will take it down. The grammer police are probably hating me right now because my spelling is horrible, along with my grammer, and i decided to use a lot of run-on sentences and no paragraphs. Don't hate me because i'm bad at grammer.
REMEMBER: I do follow-backs
  • JoinedJuly 25, 2015



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