TonyOnePeperoni

*stumbles into throne room with bag full of pop tarts and papers falling out of my arms* I AM HERE *wheeze* FOR THE JOB OPEN- *coughs* OPENING *stands up* uh, yeah. So about that job...(p.s I'm lonley and I need friends)

kittensreign

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@TonyOnePeperoni oh shit dis is a great sample Jaysus and you can start right now  
            
            
            P.s OK then it's official 
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TonyOnePeperoni

@imonedepressedkid ayyyy *gives sample of dank*  thank you when can i start
             
            
            P.s i would love that 
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kittensreign

@TonyOnePeperoni p.s me too so let's be friends fam
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lullasara

Where is One Direction on your list???

kittensreign

@Turtlesandbooks4ever MISSION ABORT MISSION ABORT
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lullasara

It's a wonderful fandom to be apart of.
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lullasara

*Gets distracted for a second but continues with my mission*
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Levviosa147

Wow! You seem so much like me...except for the fact that I'm SLIGHTLY insane. I'm which I mean I'm totally crazy. Social repose is BAE and I love a whole bunch of other stuffs you put on your bio  if we do become friends, I must warn you, I make up really random words someti-HOLY CHEESE BUCKETS THE PIZZAS HERE GOTTA DASH 

kittensreign

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@Levviosa147 yeah I think we'll get along too and of course your not the only one who shouts at ran- I WILL MAKE SURE THAT HAPPENS FOR YOU AND MY GOAL IN LIFE IS TO FLY A FUCKING PIZZA
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Levviosa147

@imonedepressedkid AHAHAHA lol yep were cool I'm a girl too I think we'll get along just fine, it's good to know I'm not the only one who shouts random- IT IS MY GOAL IN LIFE TO MEET A FLYING NARWHAL  
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kittensreign

@Levviosa147 p.s I'm a girl and I don't have a cock...............*checks pants to make sure* yeah I don't
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STMbooks

Hey I hope we can be friends! We share a lot of the same bands and I'm a dragon but Shh the dogs think I'm one of them

STMbooks

@ATMbooks ahh so black and red
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kittensreign

@ATMbooks OF COURSE WE CAN BE FRIENDS.  And I won't tell and you are always welcome in my world..... You can get your key... The key itself will  be your favorite color and your second favorite color will be the color of your initials in cursive 
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renxsung

You got me after you mentioned food. And as a food loving potato I couldn't resist to follow you back :P You're my new friend wither you like it or not *crosses arms* 

kittensreign

@Only_a_shadow_ *chuckles and smiles back* No, it wont. C'mon, you can get Sushi Oreo Cat and we can go. Mmkay? But..... not before we get MORE FOOD!!!
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renxsung

It's perfect! Once we're there we can figure out how to get rid of these monsters and save the universe. It can't be too hard...right? *smiles sheepishly*
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kittensreign

@Only_a_shadow_ Well.. we can go to my place? Everyone went on vacation so we would be there alone. But it's not safe on the ground floor. In my room theres a secret door to everything we need. We have plenty of food, beds, weapons and everything else we need. It's safe in there. Wanna go?
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