kr1sawrites

Hi, I was going to add a fake reviews saying how amazing of a writer I am but sadly I am not sneaky enough for that. Instead I will just list a few facts about myself and my books.

* 1: I am Batman
2: My real name is Krisa (Krih-suh)
3: people always pronounce my name wrong
*4: read my books and win 1 billion dollars
5: I like music
*6: I'm an amazing author
*7: I'm the most popular kid to ever walk this earth
*8: Deez Nuts vines are still funny
*9: I'm actually Bill Gates
10: I'm from 'Murica

(All of the * numbers are lies perhaps I underestimated my sneakiness)

* "Books are amazing and author is super pretty!" ~ That one review lady