ksilcgh

RIP to DMs 
          
          T’was fun y’all

hey!! looking forward to your new chapter

In the last episode of masters of the air callum turner’s character gets taken as a POW and I kept thinking about the absolute HELL that Eleanor would raise if that happened to Theseus. Even the nazi interrogator would be like “we gotta let this one go his wife is SCARY.”

Merry Christmas! Theseus is probably spending the day trying to force his children into festive costumes and begging them to stop screaming and crying long enough to get a good picture.

Working on a new chapter. Eleanor gets bangs when she returns to New York, so naturally her friends have to intervene. Because no one gets bangs because they’re mentally stable.

As someone who only recently began writing Harry Potter/ fantastic beasts fanfic, I feel the need to come on here and say loud and clear before it’s too late that I absolutely do NOT in any way support J.K Rowling or Johnny Depp. They’re garbage people and I would love to never have to hear about either one of them ever again. If that’s a problem for you, you can gladly see the door. I’ll be just fine.

A clip from chapter 30(ish) —
          
          
          Eleanor: “In my defense, I was super high.”
          
          Lally: “You did drugs in my classroom?!”
          
          Eleanor: “I was on drugs in your classroom. I did drugs in the bathroom. It's different.”

Coming up… Lally gives Eleanor a lecture on the dangers of listening to relatives named after animals.
          
          Eleanor, naturally, ignores this advice (again.)
          
          Theseus just watches, growing both more in love and more afraid of Eleanor simultaneously.

I’ve decided that Eleanor and McGonagall have to become best friends. It just makes sense.

A new chapter is finally up! Get ready to shed a few tears!