Author of the original Girl Guide and Beauty Tips for Girls. 

Alright well I've decided to completely rewrite my bio (and I'm bad at these things) so here it goes:

Hello? Hey? Hi? (Some sort of greeting goes here) My name is Rachel and I seem like a basic white girl but I'm not, I swear. But hey I do love coffee and I wear Uggs. I'm in high school and I live on the east coast of the United States. I'm short, pale, my hair is long and blonde, and I have hazel eyes. I love acting, music, reading, writing, painting, and musical theatre. Music is very very important to me, and so are my grades. 

I made a Wattpad about three years ago. I wrote two books about girly tips, and then "The Breakup Girl", which is also cliché and girly and I cringe when I read it. But hey, people seem to like it so there's a plus and you should check it out. I've recently published something about confidence, so if you're struggling with being happy, positive, and confident, maybe it will help you. 

I love helping people. I don't ever want anyone to ever feel alone. I want everyone to be happy. That's why I'm always encouraging people to message me. I don't mean it as an empty gesture, because people always say to me "I'm always here for you", and I'll say thank you and all, but I know that I'll never talk to them when I'm feeling sad. I don't want you to feel that way when I say it, because seriously, from the bottom of my heart, I WILL care and I WILL listen. I don't care who you are, if you need something, just remember that I'm here. Please don't EVER be afraid to message me if you need someone to talk to. 

Okay, I think I've covered it all.

But on a lighter note, I'm gonna close this bio up with a joke. Hopefully you understand it, because it's about a Disney movie that may or may not be only in my country

What did the Lion King say to Simba when he was walking too slow?

Mufasa.

HAHAHAHAH ITS SO FUNNY OMG