an eternal trash can

@calciums HI HI

OMG OMG I HAVENT BEEN IN HERE IN FOREVER THAT MAKES ME SO SAD OMF, AND ALSO ITS 3:19 AM AND IM LOSING MY MIND

oh my god all I did was look at your bio and names of reading lists and I'm in love with you marry me

YOU ARE COOL
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          CALUM HOODBYE

I rlly like you too 
          
          
          
          
          and ur face 

Hello fellow trash can 

lolz I made a rant book and I say lolz a lot 

OMF @Yandere_Duck

Cut my life into pizza. This is my plastic fork. Oven baking, heavy breathing
          don't give a fuck if it's carbs that I'm eating. Cut my life into pizza. I've got my plastic fork. Oven baking, heavy breathing. Don't give a fuck if it's carbs that I'm eating. 
          
          Do you even care if I grate cheeses? Would it be thin or would it be thick? If I chose my dough tonight. Chances are that I might. Chicken wings on the side. And I'm contemplating crispy fries. 
          
          'Cause I'm eating my fries, munchin chicken thighs, wish somebody would hand me those chives. I'm eating my fries, munchin chicken thighs, wish somebody would hand me those chives. I never realized, It was spicy chicken, till it was too late and I was burnin within,  hungry feeding on tacos and chocolate tins. Platter for four, where do I begin. It all started when I munched on that pig. Only love for myself and only love for it. Searching to find a love upon a higher level. Finding nothing but bacon and blenders.
          
          Cause I'm eating my fries, munchin chicken thighs, wish somebody would hand me those chives. I'm eating my fries, munchin chicken thighs, wish somebody would hand me those chives. Bacons alright, chicken is fine. I'm munching and I'm dining, I'm dining, I'm dining, I'm dining, I'm dining. I'll go on living this way. 
          
          Cut my life into pizza. I've got my plastic fork. Oven baking, heavy breathing. Don't give a fuck if it's carbs that I'm eating. Would it be thin or would it be thick? If I chose my dough tonight chances are that I might. Chicken wings on the side. And I'm contemplating crispy fries. 
          
          Cause I'm eating my fries, munchin chicken thighs, wish somebody would hand me those chives. I'm eating my fries, munchin chicken thighs, wish somebody would hand me those chives. Bacons alright, chicken is fine. I'm munching and I'm dining, I'm dining, I'm dining, I'm dining, I'm dining. 
          I'll go on living this way, bacons alright

oh I don't think I ever said anything but I made a reading list for Dan Howell called 'meme God'