SimonLewis

i agent actually used wattpad in like forever. so i’m going to delete it sometime in the next like 24 hours. if anybody wants to keep in touch message me and i’ll give you my snapchat or something. but uh yeah. bye i guess. ya’ll seemed like good people it was nice knowing you

nobody:
          nobody ever:
          
          my brother’s best friend when he sees me: hey sardine! what’s up quesadilla? high five!

OK OK SO I WAS JUST AT THE ORTHODONTIST AND I WAS LEAVING AND IN THE WAITING ROOM THERE WAS A PERSON SITTING THERE AND THEY HAD FADED BLUE HAIR AND THEY WERE WEARING A RAINBOW MASK, A BLACK AND RAINBOW SWEATSHIRT, AND CUFFED JEANS AND I THINK COMBAT BOOTS. OBVIOUSLY GAY AND I KEPT LOOKING AT THEM AS I WALKED TOWARDS THE DOOR AND WE MADE EYE CONTACT AND I POINTED TO MY MASK AND SMILED TO SAY I LIKED THEIRS AND THEY GOT SO HAPPY AND THEY MOTIONED TO THEIR LEGS TO TELL ME THEY LIKED MY SKIRT AND WE BOTH JUST KIND OF SMILED AND BOUNCED HAPPILY THEN I WAVED AND WALKED OUT THE DOOR AND IT WAS SO WHOLESOME AND GAY AND MAYBE LIFE DOESNT SUCK

Hmm.. Hello! It's been a while, but I wanted to tell you that I've recently been coming out as Demisexual. 
          
          Just letting you know, take care brother. 

what if when kids die they become the imaginary friend of kids suffering with the same thing they were? like if a child died of cancer they’d become the imaginary friend of a kid with cancer. but the ones who are angry at the world for what it put them through haunt the place where the child lives

today’s vibe is reading gay fanfiction in math class

i put my pronouns in my instagram bio and lost over 100 followers lmaooo like bitch i don’t want your transphobic ass following me anyways

tell me a secret or something if you want! i’m bored. you can pm me or post one here or just ignore this but if you want tell me a secret! i don’t know you! no judgement!

i want you to imagine a pure blood getting sorted into the house that the rest of their family isn’t in. (like albus potter or something) but they lie to their parents because they don’t want them to know. and it’s going really well until in their fourth year their younger sibling comes to hogwarts

what kind of dystopian bullsh*t is america right now. domestic terrorists. stormed the capitol. anybody else h eee ting hunger games vibes? i’m so done