Wattpad and Sleep circle each other in the ring, their eyes locked, watching and waiting for the other to make a move. The stakes are high. The winner of this battle will win the precious commodity that is my Time.  
Sleep is patient, waiting until its opponent has become complacent. Suddenly, Sleep sneaks in the first attack, slipping past Wattpad's parry to crash against its armor. Sparks fly as metal scrapes on metal. 
Wattpad stumbles but quickly recovers, gritting its teeth. Wattpad is crafty. It quickly crafts a flawless plan: attack with the strength of a thousand feels, using fluff and smut to get Sleep flustered, and go for the death blow with a fantastic, original plot twist. 
Gathering its strength, Wattpad sets its plan into action. Sleep cannot defend against such an awesome attack. On its last breath, Sleep gurgles out, "B-b-but.... Schoooool!"
At last, Sleep is vanquished, never to come again. 

Wattpad has succeeded in capturing all of my Time!


Thanks for reading my super lame About Section...  As a reward, I will bestow upon you a list of my favorite Wattpad authors! Let me tell you, these fabulous humans are so so so so talented and I absolutely suggest that you go read their work immediately.  In no particular order, here they are!
@TheoryKierei
@rotXinXpieces
@PaisleyViking
@Shifting2wolf
@KuroHorizon
@PrinceKenzie
@HecDaevis
@Fhanth
@Snape75
@JaneyJordan
@DanGarrett
@Avylinn
@yeddabix
@ridinginbluejeeps
@Tess-Di-Ichiostro
@CrestFallenStar
@BarbaraJWebb
@Squiggow
@naturalin
@firelipz


Also, check out my reading list for some of my favorite books!