-ˋˏ 𝖈𝖍𝖚𝖚𝖞𝖆!

“  i  think  we  can  all  agree,  dazai  osamu  is  still  a  simp.  ”

hey you fucking imposter ☠️

i’m gonna also dazai so hard he dies instantly

i  want  to  kiss  dazai’s  cheek  and  then  slap  the  shit  out  of  him  >:( 

pfft.
          wtf is a simp.

#     i love you bro.
          you hold a special spot in my heart,
          and .. i would cry if you ever left.
          same goes for the rest of the peeps
          in my bio, lol.
          
          imma send this to all of them.

if  you're  only  being  nice
          'cause  you  wanna  lay  the  pipe
          you're  a  simp
          you're  a  simp,  you're  a  simp
          when  you  pay  for  all  the  clothes
          and  then  she  says,  "  thank  you,  bro  "
          you're  a  simp
          you're  a  simp,  you're  a  simp

*  hydraulic presses u  *

chuuya ! look ! rainbow pillbugs ! * osami just pointed at an empty space above her - *
          
          / this sucks i'm sorry -

/    plz  cb  so  chuuya  can  call  you  a  simp