awol1427
daily jasper fact: me: "what happens if i asked you to do my laundry?"
jasper: "i'd do it! (i'd train my kitties to do it for me)” is a real conversation i had with jasper, idk who this guy thinks he is
literallyshinji
awol1427
daily jasper fact: jasper says that when we move in together he’s gonna train his kitties to do all his chores for him so he can just sit around all day and play video games
awol1427
daily jasper fact: jasper, my family, and i all tried a new korean corn dog place that opened up by my house and it was rly good! jasper and i rly enjoyed the mochi doughnuts they had
awol1427
daily jasper fact: me and jasper stared watching twilight with my mom today and we’re gonna finish the first one when he comes over tomorrow, we’re all having a good time laughing and cringing lmao
literallyshinji
i hate this app every time i go on here it’s another person obviously faking their death and every always freaks out and then it’s always totally fine, it’s the same story every single time “omg guys i’m gonna do it” and then an hour later “this is *insert names friend* and they’re dead!!” and then like a day later everything is totally fine. i literally am so sick of people role playing serious topics for attention and im even more sick of everyone falling for it every single time
POLAROID-1102
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@literallyshinji it’s so fucking stupid, also this same friend got mad at me one time because (when me and Terry were still together) we made a joke pretending that we weren’t dating and this same fucking friend said that they were going to kill themself over it. Terry was fucking sobbing, I didnt know what to do, they stopped answering their texts for a solid 20ish minutes. It was horrible. Then they said afterwards that they don’t like being lied to, YET THEY’RE DOING THIS,???,? This is such bullshit.
literallyshinji
@POLAROID-1102 i promise you with 100% certainty that their faking it, “we’re trying to bring him back” or wtvr tf- if someone died you would not be saying that it’s so obviously for attention, in all my years on the internet i’ve seen this done THOUSANDS of times, and it’s never once been real
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@literallyshinji fucking same I’m so fucking pissed off rn because of my friend doing but I’m also lowk scared cus it’s probably fake but there’s always a chance that it’s real, I dunno what to fucking believe like bro just don’t fucking fake your death????
awol1427
daily jasper fact: jasper got a super cute lucario bag!!! he looks so cute with it and i love him SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH
awol1427
daily jasper fact: jasper and i literally played dress to impress on roblox for like 2 hours tonight, we get genuinely upset when we don’t win especially when we know we have better fits then the winners
literallyshinji
me after saying i’m a dsmp fan knowing damn well i haven’t interacted with anything related to it in years and i hate 90% of the members of it (im scared to grow out of the things that brought me so much joy and im scared to grow up)
awol1427
daily jasper fact: jasper and i just realized it’ll have been 5 years since jasper told me he liked me in a few months, i love this boy SOOOOOO MUCH
literallyshinji
“i just tripped and fell into his bed”