penny

C O N T A C T:
snap: pxtcl 
instagram: pencarson 

Bonjour Bitches, It's me, the one and only Penelope Carson. 

Only I wish that was my real name, which for multiple reasons I choose to be addressed by Penny.


I am a teenager by day and a writer by night. Actually I'm both all day, but you don't need to know that. 
I apparently resemble Satan, not physically, because physically I resemble an overgrown 9 year old indian boy, who's still awaiting puberty in a form.


Dude I'm literally the biggest Klutz known to Satan, I'm that girl who ram's straight into a pole, chokes on her very own spit, trips over her own feet and possibly drops her hotdog in a store and for more than 5 seconds and still eats it, I know, first world problems :(
So yes, 5 second rule does not apply to me. 


I'm evidentially quite infamous to about 
99.99% of all wattpad users, my followers just proves how much.

I am indeed Spanish, or so I think (it's apart of Penelope's background) but I can definitely spit a mean game of spanish. I don't even know if that makes sense but oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I literally fucking suck @ writing, for a 14 year old, I'm a tragedy and a half.

okay so that's a slight lie, I'm pretty pretty alright.

I love 1d and Zayn, fuck man, they've ruined my miniscule social life, my sleeping pattern and all motivation. But I still love those ass trains.
 #NeverForgetMarch252k15

My dream is to enter the watty awards 2016, if I can complete my novel by then.


until next time, xoxo
- Gossip Girl (I've always wanted to do that)