I'm single 
Gotta be 18 or older.
I'm a cuddle bug (idm being little or big spoon, I just want someone to hold)
I cannot drive for the life of me.
If you know Russian/British slang, please teach me.
I'm bi.
She/her

I'm looking for the moon to my sun, the black cat to my golden retriever.
The driver to my passenger princess
I suck at relationships, so please be patient with me.
I'm a sweetheart, I just can't express myself without feeling like a bitch
Slightly taller (idm height, but i'd feel more comfortable if my s/o is slightly taller/me height, i'm 5'4)

If you meet most of these pls lmk
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  • JoinedMarch 2, 2023


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