i’m just tired

are there seriously people out there being obsessed with hetalia in the year of our lord 2018

If I published an original story about my weird-ass experiences as a lifeguard would any of you read it?

Hey everyone!
          I know most of you have been waiting patiently for chapter nine of 'All For One and One For All' but don't worry! I have it all written and just need to edit it and if all goes to plan I'll have it up by tomorrow night!
          And if you haven't read it yet you should bc I work really hard on this story and it's really good and you should check it out *wink wink nudge nudge*

Why is it that the story I spend most of my time on and the one one I love the most the one that gets literally no attention while the one I hate writing and am the most ashamed of gets the most attention

Holy crap! 100 followers! Is there anything special you guys want me to do?

Hey! How ya doin?

Hey guys! So I just published a new Cardverse story and I'd really appreciate it if you checked it out!

I WROTE AN ENTIRE FREAKING PIRATE THING FOR SPAIN IN ORDER TO MAKE A JOKE AND THEN I FORGOT TO PUT IN THE JOKE ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I'm pretty sure you are my new favorite author. I read your bio and I loved it. I also read through a few stories of yours and I absolutely love them!

I hope you guys realize that asking me to update is not going to motivate me in any way and will probably make me postpone an update just to spite you.