lollifeisfun

Hi dear, I'm sorry for the inconvenience but could you vote for my story? I thank
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/361482211?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=share_writing&wp_page=create&wp_uname=carecatriste

Read it all!↓
          
          ↓I mean it!↓
          
          ↓Read it all!↓
          
          If you were killed, I wouldn't be at your funeral.
          
          I'd be in jail for killing the person who killed you.
          
          We are true friends.
          
          We ride together, we die together.
          
          Send this to everybody you care about, including me, if you care.
          
          See how many times u get this.
          
          I want you to know you are an amazing friend, till death and forever.
          
          If I don't get this back, I understand.
          
          But I have a game for you.
          
          Once you read this letter,
          
          you must send this to 15 people,
          
          
          
          including me.
          
          If you get at least three back, you are loved.
          
          
          Nobody knows how important something is, until they lose it.
          
          Tonight, (right at 12:00am) the person you love will realize they love you.
          
          Then, at 1:00pm to 2:00pm, be ready for the shock of yourlife!
          
          If you break this chain, you will have bad luck.
          
          With love, send this to the 15
          If you don't, you will turn ugly in one year.
          
          A friend told me to do this, so pass it on.
          
          Tomorrow, two boys/girls will ask if they can I have your number?
          Send this message to 15 nice, people or bad luck starts for a whole year.
          This is not fake.
          Apparently, if you copy and paste this, you will have the best day of your life tomorrow!
          Good luck!
          Oh! And don’t send this to a group chat!!

hi! I hope youre doing well! We should talk on text more, id love to see how you're doing

“Life is like a dick” zendaya.

I think I might quit Wattpad.

Hi MOM I HAVE A NEW USERNAME AND THEME

I JUST LEARNED WHAT ALL THE BASES (NOT IN BASEBALL) MEAN- HELP MY POOR MIND AND EYES- TT

Your pronouns are what you have between your legs"
          
          Oh..so, you're a dick?
          
          "No? I'm a man."
          
          ...YOU HAVE MEN BETWEEN YOUR LEGS???-

Is it bad that I just came up with a whole scenario of 3 guys throwing my mom out of her car on the highway and trying to drive away and rob the car with my siblings and I inside but I use the self defense tactics I know to beat the shit out of the driver, kick him out of the car and then beat the shit out of the others until they're on the ground, lying there, and I tie them up with their jackets and shoe laces and letting my siblings hit them before running to mom and calling 911?
          
          ..But also- I came up with like, 3 different ways to defend myself either with or without my siblings

@Dr-Br1ghT
          
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