Mrs. Hewer

Hello guys. I see you're about to read my Wattpad 'About Me'. You really should. I'm pretty interesting.
Nice to meet you, I'm Mrs. Hewer. The person you're seeing in the background? That is my beautiful British husband Mitch. You have the right to be jealous. It's okay, everybody is. See that sexy mama in the profile picture? Well you're looking at me. That's right, we're sort of hotties. [no, your eyes are not deceiving you. I am truly an orange.]
If you do not understand sarcasm, you probably won't understand me. Oh, and English. Can't forget the good ol' English.
I hate it when people lie in their About Me's. I don't though :p Believe every word that comes out of my mouth. They're all true. [I'm kidding by the way. Mitch and I had to get a divorce. He was cheating on me, man. LOL with a man. It was Tony. Broski, what's your problem? ;o (I don't actually watch Skins. It was way to inappropriate for me. Mitch was an exception and I only watched the episodes with Maxxie in it(;)]
I can speak French and Chinese. La ching chong. ;p I don't get offended over racist jokes, hope you don't either.
I think I am hilarious.
I rike the corour orange. See, another racist joke:)
All stories which are on hold will stay on hold until further notice. Revision, rewriting, reorganizing my ideas, damn I wouldn't be surprised if a new chapter doesn't come out for a year or so. ORRR I could upload better chapters that'll mix in with my crappy bad grammar one page chapters... My choice, ain't that right?
I WILL NOT DELETE MY STORIES. They're going to be to the public eye so you and I can both judge on how much I've improved=)

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