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Water isn't real.

Today is a day where two friends became best friends. What happened that day? Well you are about to figure out how these two bros formed a covalent bond! It was a crazy adventure that lasted all day. The two bros were straight up pounding each other from all angles: left, right, up, down and center. While they were pounding so GODDAMN hard, they were teleported to the Death Star. A challenger appeared at the Death Star. Who was it? DARTH VADER!!! The two homies battled Darth Vader while they were still pounding each other. They defeated Darth Vader because Bro 2 hit Darth Vader with a nut to the face :). A few moments later, Thanos appeared. How did he appear? Bros 1's ass was pounded so fookin' hard, it was big enough for one of Thanos's universe traveling portals. Thanos came put of the portal and he was in complete disbelief. The two bros decided to fuck Thanos all over. Bro 1 whipped put his glock and shot Thanos in his fookin' purple face. After the attack from Thanos, Bro 2 already nutted 40 times, while Bro 1 nutted 38 times. The day was almost over, and the bros were still pounding the shit out of each other. Five minutes later, Chris Pratt appeared and gave both the bros medals for defeating Thanos and Darth Vader. Chris Pratt later joined them in the pounding sessions. KEEP POUNDING

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Am I the only one who doesn't really like Amber. I just feel like she is trying to "force" herself in the group. She also just gives me weird vibes but like I don't control whether or not they hang out with her. This is just my opinion.

Ok so weird rant i will be going on: Remember all those rumors about Brennen and Amber trying to split up Sam and Colby?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWgxouJ50sU -  video to watch if you forgot- I don't know about you but i never liked Brennen or Amber. They just gave me a bad feeling. So anyway i have a theory. Brennen was jealous of Solby, and set Amber up with Colby. 11 months ago, Colby did a video where he turned Sam into a E-boy. 9 months later, Amber came in the picture and did the same exact video.  I know this doesn't mean anything but remember I know Sam and Colby will FOREVER be besties but i feel like Amber is taking Colby away. It's not just Colby who is drifting apart, it's also Sam and he has been hanging with Kat. There is nothing wrong with that, i mean she is his girlfriend. I just feeling like things have changed badly...