I like some ships
especially the titanic
and nighttime
and pomegranates
I really love pomegranates omg
and the sky
especially sunsets and stars
and New York
and French toast
and art/drawing/worthless doodles on homework
and Christmas
and Sp00ky Season (its lit)
and Fourth of July because fireworks
and the color blue
and family
and friends
and making questionably odd poses in pictures
and apparently making a really bitchy and/or depressed face 24/7
and music
and sports
and the sound of crickets idk
and basically everything
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I'm really tired forgive me I don't sleep
(_!_) booty
<}:{D>~
Since I can't think of anything else to put
WHY NOT SOME JOKES?
Okie prepare yourselves these jokes are going to be very funny. legit legit.
So, what do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale
Hahahaha what did I say? What a knee slapper.
Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
...To many Cheetahs!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles
What do you call bees that produce milk?
....
BOO-bees
What's a pepper that won't leave you alone?
Jalapeño business
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was CoOL
Knock knock
Who's there
Someone with a really bad knock knock joke
Someone with a really bad knock knock joke who?
...
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea
I tried to log onto Facebook. It said, "cookies are required to operate." I thought to myself, "Me too Facebook. Me too."
these jokes are pretty awkward
like me
Haha okay okay I'm done with the jokes
...for now *dab*
*dabdabdabdabdabdabdab*
*dibbity dab*
*dibdabdabdibdabbitydibbitydab*
--This bio thing is honestly disgusting but I'm not changing it --
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