I'm just out here, chasing the meth-like high of people saying "hey this isn't completely terrible" about things I have written. 

Also, I HAVE A WEBSITE!!! 

https://www.lptvorik.com

I have a twitter (@lptvorik) that not even my mother follows and an instagram (@lptvorik) that is mostly pictures of my dog, and a Facebook page that is so sparsely attended it looks like the one the scammer made of your aunt to steal your grandma's social security number.