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          1. Alexander Hamilton
          BURR
          How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore
          and a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a
          forgotten spot in the Caribbean by providence,
          impoverished, in squalor,
          grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
          LAURENS
          The ten-dollar founding father without a father
          got a lot farther by working a lot harder,
          by being a lot smarter,
          by being a self-starter,
          by fourteen, they placed him in charge of a
          trading charter.
          JEFFERSON
          And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted
          away across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up.
          Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of,
          the brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow or barter.
          MADISON
          Then a hurricane came, and devastation reigned,
          our man saw his future drip, dripping down the drain,
          put a pencil to his temple, connected it to his brain,
          and he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain.
          BURR
          Well, the word got around, they said, “This kid is insane, man”
          took up a collection just to send him to the mainland.
          “Get your education, don’t forget from whence you came, and
          the world is gonna know your name. What’s your name, man?”
          HAMILTON
          Alexander Hamilton.
          My name is Alexander Hamilton.
          And there’s a million things I haven’t done,
          but just you wait, just you wait...
          2
          ELIZA
          When he was ten his father split, full of it, debt-ridden,
          two years later, see Alex and his mother bed-ridden,
          half-dead sittin in their own sick, the scent thick,
          COMPANY
          And Alex got better but his mother went quick.
          WASHINGTON
          Moved in with a cousin, the cousin committed suicide.
          Left him with nothin’ but ruined pride, something new inside,
          a voice saying,
          WASHINGTON
          “You gotta fend for yourself.”
          COMPANY
          “Alex, you gotta fend for yourself.”
          WASHINGTON
          he started retreatin’ and readin’ every treatise on the shelf.
          BURR
          There would have been nothin’ left to do
          for someone less astute,
          he woulda been dead or destitute