Hello. My name is Who the fuck are you?. But I also go as lab test #82041.
It was a long and stormy night. I went to rob a jewelry store, Tiffianys. You would think I would go to the vault were all the precious treasures were, but I didnt , I went straight to the chandelier. Priceless. But I was caught by the store managers daughter, Tiffinay. She fell in love with me in minutes and suggested to make love. I didnt want to so instead we watched every game of thrones episode that night. The next moring the cops found out, I turned to Tiffany and told her to meet me in Mexico and 3 weeks time.
You would've think I went to Mexico, but I actually went to Canada. The cold makes me feel fearless and passionate.
It's been 30 years and I have recieved a letter from Tiffiany, asking that she still loves me. O wrote to her back and told her that I would meet her in France, but I still went to Berlin. That's where I hid the chandelier after all.
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