Samurai Beetle

Green and yellow did you mean green and H E L L O 


Hi my name is mars. That's not my name but why would I tell a stranger my name. 

I'm from the UK and I like egg, a lot. 

I'm in so many fandoms, just ask and I'll probably say 'ya I'm in that fandom'

I'm mixed race, afro latino, 
I'm trash for the smaller fandoms tho 


This is my first account, specifically for fanfiction only although I'll have one or two stories on here, if you want my own works, find @SovietStrikesBack I hope you like my own content as much as you like my fanfiction.

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What she's says: I'm fine 

What she really means- 
tHINGS IN THE JUNGLE WANNNA EAT YOU BABY
THEY CAN'T HELP IT BC YOU LOOK SO FINNNNE
WANNA GIVE YOU SEXUAL RABIES
GIMME THAT SWEET SWEET MONKEY VAGINE
THOUGH I WANNA PUT YOUR PELVIS IN TRACTION
ON PANDORA THE MAIN ATTRACTION IS

 BLUE RABBITS FUCKING
BLUE RABBITS FUCKING
BLUE RABBITS
FUCCCKINNNG

YOU WON'T SEE RABBIT SEX IN THE LORD OF THE RINGS
SMACK HER IN THE ASS WITH YOUR PONYTAIL THING
JACK SULLY WAS A SOLIDIER IN A BAD POSITION
HE WON'T BE SCORING WITH THAT SPINAL CONDITION
THEY PUT HIM IN A BODY WITH A TAIL AND FANGS
And WHAT WE ARE PRESUMING IN AN INDIGO WANNNG
Now HE'S GONNA NAIL ALL THE BEAVER HE WANNA
WHILE THE ANIMATORS SPANK IT TO ZOE ZALDANNNNA
aND NOW WE'VE GOT


BLUE RABBITS FUCKING
BLUE RABBITS FUCKING
BLUE RABBITS
FUCCCKINNNG

and now a word from James Cameron:

ARP ARP ARP ARP

This WHOLE PLANET HAS FUCK STAINS
YOU CAN SMELL IT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SUN
oR HOW MANY SUNS THIS DAMN PLANET HAS