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• Stressed ~ Depressed ~ Band obsessed  🙃

• Honestly, I'm just here for the VulQuinn content 🖤

• But how are we supposed to have a permanent vacation when we only have 5 Seconds of Summer? 🤧

• "mgc_starwars...JJ? Cool name...I think" ~ Michael Clifford, March 4 2020. 

• 'Cause there's hope for the underrated youth' ~ YUNGBLUD 🤘🏻

• Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my own movie? I'll tell you, it rhymes with 'Polverine' ⚔️

• How do you greet BTS respectfully?
You BOW WOW WOW 🤪

• "Anyone who doesn't love me is a coward" - Awsten Knight 🤠

• What do Star Destroyers wear to parties?
A bow-TIE 🤓

• Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose...😶

• Steve Harrington for no reason: AHOY LADIES 🚢

• So a sloth got robbed by a turtle, when the cops asked him what happened the sloth said "It. All. Happened. So. Fast." 🐢

• Instagram ~ @salvulcano_ij ☺️