milfmachine3000

i might add something to the roadman story bv im bored

massive_milf_lover

@CottagePhrogs but ollie wollie baguette *insert sad emoji*
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milfmachine3000

@bumblefrogs sorry broski *insert heart eyes*
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massive_milf_lover

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@CottagePhrogs but it's my favourite wattpad thing *insert sad emoji and a shit ton of others yeah*
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massive_milf_lover

this is so nostalgic but also my library is so concerning qhat was 12 yr old me on

massive_milf_lover

I used to be like "guys I dont think Im supposed to be here" and then Id argue with people GAHSGHSHFJFJ
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milfmachine3000

And then argued with ppl and said that i wasnt lying when i def was
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massive_milf_lover

florr cake

milfmachine3000

her fav food frfr xxx
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massive_milf_lover

lizzy probably likes a good bit of asda sprinkle cake with a seasoning of floor xx
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milfmachine3000

lizzy better not be eating our floor cake the cheeky twat
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massive_milf_lover

pp

milfmachine3000

cross country can go and run off a cliff into a tub boiling water lined with spikes xx
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massive_milf_lover

I love running but cross country makes me want to drive into the sea
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massive_milf_lover

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NAUR YK HOW I SAID I WAS FINE BEING SINGLE? ON MY REELS ATM THERE'S BEEN HAPPY COUPLES AND SHIT AND IT'S MAKING ME QUESTION IT 
          
          kinda want to shoot myself xoxo
          
          fuck you and your dancing in the rain and baking cakes and cute looking pizzas together I hope you all drown ♥️♥️♥️

milfmachine3000

great reason bro carry on xoxox
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massive_milf_lover

because happy couples exist bro xoxo
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milfmachine3000

why bae xo *insert heart eyes*
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massive_milf_lover

I've had 7 shits today because of cheese and jam xx

milfmachine3000

GWORL WHAT??? YOU OK??? 
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massive_milf_lover

I also got my period for the 3rd time in august so *insert heart eyes emoji"
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massive_milf_lover

just had the most rice crispy back crack ever #slay

milfmachine3000

wow so slay with back cracks
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massive_milf_lover

snap crackle pop 
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massive_milf_lover

doing german lessons at 1 in the morning really hits different (pls help I forgot to do some yesterday and now duolingo is holding me hostage and threatening to eat me)

milfmachine3000

NAAAAHHHH WHY DID I NOT SEE THIS BEFORE
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massive_milf_lover

yorue very welcome bae #slay
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