Dimitri

OHAI o_o I'm Dimitri...but you probably already knew that since my name is up there ^^^
Anywhore, I'm extremely random and write boyxboy and random shit as well ^.^ so if ya like that read my stories and stoof o_o
Uhm I have a sexy pet waffle named Frank # he says hi ^.^ DON'T EAT HIM ;c

Have you ever imagined a buff guy fucking himself in the ass with a spoon?
No?! Welp now you have. You're welcome ^.^
Pringles cans should really have a twist mechanism like stick deodorants...IM NOT FIVE ANYMORE MY HAND DON'T FIT IN THE CAN YOU WHORES!
I got kicked out of my high school's football game because I pulled down my pants...
How was I supposed to know? The cheerleaders clearly said: Give me a D!
I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell o3o
Do you want windows to start normally?
No I do not bitch! I want lasers and penguins EVERYWHERE
You know you're fat when you buy a hula hoop and it fits you ._.
*2 New Messages*
Mom: I love you
Mom: Sorry wrong person
Me: ( ,_,)
Kissing is reaaaaaaally weird. It's like: I like you, so let me taste the inside of your face for a little bit. o_e
DID YOU GUYS KNOW o3o rabbits jump and live 8 years, dogs run and live 15 years, turtles do nothing and live 150 years...GUESS WHO'S NEVER EXERCISING AGAIN!
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile ;3 Then walk into a pole ;D
Girl: Do you know what girls say when they see a big dick?
Boy: No?
Girl: And you never will...
Boy: ( ,_,)
In an effort to defeat Superman, I've joined a Los Angeles street gang.
Superman won't stand a chance once I turn into a Crip tonight (XD YA SEE WHAT I DID THERE? NO?! well screw you guys I'm going home!)

I think  that's enough of my randomness o_o ANYWHORE, I'm off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of Oz...WOULD ANY OF YOU SEXY PEOPLE LIKE TO JOIN ME? c: mk I'm leaving now...or am I :O

IF YOU ARE STALKING ME, I ONLY HAVE ONE QUESTION...
Where the hell did I put my keys?