Moonlight

*Deep down in an abandoned basement somewhere...

'I wasn't always so soulless...'

*sharpens knives intensely 

'But it all changed when those authors killed off my favorite characters. And now...I must seek revenge for all the emotional damage to fandoms everywhere.'

*Looks gloriously into the light (but not too long tho cause you can go blind and then how am I gonna enact my plan?)