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I know yall don't give a hEK- but I just wanted to apologize for not being active, I'm trying to get a story posted! Sorry, I'm taking so long.

My sister: *Walks behind me and pats my head*
          
          Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
          
          (I wish I was kidding ╥﹏╥ I literally screamed!- (つ﹏⊂) （；へ：）)

It's national clam chowder day and national chili day!

It's national tortilla chips day!!

It's international dog biscuit appreciation day, national banana bread day, and national dog biscuit day!

It's national walk the dog day!

It's national sticky bun day.

It's national cherry pie day, national muffin day, and national love your pet day... Do you all hate me? Or think I'm weird, annoying, the worst author in the world? Are you all following me out of pity?

Hey, hey, hey! I know no one missed me or wondered where I was, or cared I wasn't posting lately, OR cares about what national day it is!! Happy national mint chocolate day!!

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