bants and plants

*inactive but i still love you*

xoxo han

 
tumblr: imaginethinspiration 

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i would tell you a joke but it seems you're laughtose intolerant. 

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always about to start screaming in 1.3 seconds. 

• ask me about my mark pellegrino addiction •

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still in love with @afterhourbrowsing but shhh don't tell her

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my "stories" are old from when i was a cringey 12 year old so don't read them ever 🎶 jfc they're so disturbing what the hell 

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1/5 of the Condom Gang

larry enthusiast. lactose intolerant. tea drinker. food lover. panic! listener. blogger. glee watcher. caffeinated beverage enjoyer. youtube obsessor. jalex shipper. throwing shade expert. young entrepreneur. beach walker. gay porn viewer. burrito consumer. hopeless romantic. colorer. phangirl. persuasive matchmaker. glitter jar maker. fabulous human. kid in the dark. late night walker. bostonese owner. top!phil aficionado. intense joshler fan. devote tumblr user. supernatural addict. all time low listener. one of the few, the proud and emotional. basement boy. master debater. top. bisexual. 

i have class, sass and a sexy ass. 



✨Let's all be really gay together✨



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falling in love with you wasn't part of my plan, but I'll be your Phil if you'll be my Dan.
 
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if they aren't fucking you, financing you, or feeding you, then they can fuck off.

stop being rude and start being nude