mygrannylosthercane

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          	Guys I just dropped huge ass bombs in the toilet. Like my diarrhea splattered everywhere in the toilet it looked like a murder scene when I tried to stand up and leave I felt my stomach hurting and my asshole getting ready to open up and I had to sit back down. There were so many ungodly noises as I was taking the biggest shart ever. It came out so quick it didn't even hurt I felt like I was literally emptying out all my guts. Eating all that cheese has finally caught up to me as I was on my death bed- sorry death fucking toilet. I was literally fucking dying and could barely walk without needing to shart again. It literally sounded like those fart sound effects you hear in those damn cringy ass kid animations. Why do I eat ice-cream and cheese and drink milk knowing the outcome? Why do I do these things to myself? I WAS LITERALLY FUCKING SHITTING OUT WATER. I FELT MY ASS CHEEKS EVEN MOVE A LITTLE DO U KNOW HOW MUCH I WANTED TO FUCKIN CRY!? I COULD BARELY EVEN FINISH MY DAMN BOBS BURGERS EP WITH MY BROTHER LIKE WTF MAN WHY CANT I JUST TAKE ONE NORMAL DAMN SHIT FOR ONCE??? BUT NO. EVERY FUCKIN TIME I TRY TO SIT DOWN ON THAT TOILET ITS PURE WAR. THE TOILET IS LITERALLY STRONGER THEN I'LL EVER BE FOR ENDURING ALL THAT. THE SLIPS AND SLID OF THE GREEN SHIT COMING OUT OF ME BURNED MY ASSHOLE SO MUCH TO THE POINT WHERE IT STOPPED BURNING. ALL I FUCKING WANTED TO DO WAS WATCH BOBS FUCKING BURGERS. anyway my sweet little ones I hope you all have a nice day/night/evening/afternoon. Eat well, sleep well, and drink ur water<3

mygrannylosthercane

this message may be offensive 
Disgusting and iconic warning
          
          Guys I just dropped huge ass bombs in the toilet. Like my diarrhea splattered everywhere in the toilet it looked like a murder scene when I tried to stand up and leave I felt my stomach hurting and my asshole getting ready to open up and I had to sit back down. There were so many ungodly noises as I was taking the biggest shart ever. It came out so quick it didn't even hurt I felt like I was literally emptying out all my guts. Eating all that cheese has finally caught up to me as I was on my death bed- sorry death fucking toilet. I was literally fucking dying and could barely walk without needing to shart again. It literally sounded like those fart sound effects you hear in those damn cringy ass kid animations. Why do I eat ice-cream and cheese and drink milk knowing the outcome? Why do I do these things to myself? I WAS LITERALLY FUCKING SHITTING OUT WATER. I FELT MY ASS CHEEKS EVEN MOVE A LITTLE DO U KNOW HOW MUCH I WANTED TO FUCKIN CRY!? I COULD BARELY EVEN FINISH MY DAMN BOBS BURGERS EP WITH MY BROTHER LIKE WTF MAN WHY CANT I JUST TAKE ONE NORMAL DAMN SHIT FOR ONCE??? BUT NO. EVERY FUCKIN TIME I TRY TO SIT DOWN ON THAT TOILET ITS PURE WAR. THE TOILET IS LITERALLY STRONGER THEN I'LL EVER BE FOR ENDURING ALL THAT. THE SLIPS AND SLID OF THE GREEN SHIT COMING OUT OF ME BURNED MY ASSHOLE SO MUCH TO THE POINT WHERE IT STOPPED BURNING. ALL I FUCKING WANTED TO DO WAS WATCH BOBS FUCKING BURGERS. anyway my sweet little ones I hope you all have a nice day/night/evening/afternoon. Eat well, sleep well, and drink ur water<3