Someone: Hey Jack do you wanna read this thing I found on wattpad?

Me, at full volume: I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR FANFIC.


Also has an outdated ff.net account (Jack HasSpareTime), but this is updated more frequently because it's not blocked at school. I've also got pretty much entirely different stories over on AO3 (agentmargaretcarter) if you're interested. I'm working hard at developing my writing skills, so any advice/constructive criticism is appreciated (also compliments. I'm also a slut for compliments).


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mypennameisbetter mypennameisbetter Dec 30, 2015 05:52AM
Salutations. Many of you are probably wondering who I am at this point, and if not who I am, then where the hell I've been. To those of you who know me irl, basically just ignore this. So hi- I'm Jac...
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Professors Holmes and Watson by mypennameisbetter
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Johnlock Potterlock AU. John Watson, DADA teacher and head of Gryffindor House, gets rather close with the ne...
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