myr ♥

"my name is bond. james bond." thats obviously a black widow reference

im feeling a little impulsive

sometimes when im feeling bad about myself i watch compilations of middle aged people making thirst traps and it makes me feel not so bad about myself anymore like at least im not the middle aged ohio woman on my screen with crooked eyeliner, cakey dollar tree makeup three shades too dark, and a tight black leather top two sizes too small that should have stayed at whatever small business twelve year old rich sephora brat coded boutique it came from, along with a red glowing eyes filter that's breathing very very real fire on me while a 0.0005x slowed version of i wanna be your girlfriend by girl in red and a recording of reptiles snarling plays

this guys fucking bass just shook the whole fucking house i could feel it from a mile away its 1 in the mroning,,,didn't even sound like a good song he needs to listen to some lana del rey instead

chat what the actual skibidi sigma was going on between nat and bruce in aou

me: has cut in ear
          google: cancer

i should have a competition to see who can guess first what my location is a reference to

billies new album kinda slaps ngl

chat did anyone understand a fucking word of rogers the musical besides the part that was in hawkeye or is it just me

chat who fr let me learn the english language