mysockiswet

hi

FUCK BITCHES

Guess who moves to London!!!!!
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          ...not me but somebody probably

I HAVE MY SPEECH THAT I HAVE TO PRESENT IN FRONT OF THE SCHOOL BOARD TMMR AND IM PANICKING SOMEBODY PLZ COMFORT ME

guess whos parents are getting a divorce? MINE!! 

I JUST FARTED IN YHE GIRLS WASHROOM NOT KNOWING ANYONE WAS THERE AND SOMEBODY IS HERE AND HEARD THAT SHIT!! I FINNA COMMIT DIE

Despite me not having a penis, I want my kids to call me daddy cause I RADIATE big dicc energy.

I feel sort of pretty so I kinda wanna do a face reveal

FIRST CHAPTERS PUBLISHED

I haven’t even finished writing the first chap and I’m already tired of this book