eris

when one door closes, another door opens :: I JUST GOT ACCEPTED TO MY NEW JOB WHERE I'LL BE GETTING A RAISE AND WORKING AT MY LITTLE BROTHER'S SCHOOL AYYYYYEEEE! I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!!!

HAPPY ONE-YEAR FRIENDSHIP ANNIVERSARY TO MY BEST FRIEND, MY RIDE OR DIE, MY SISTER FROM ANOTHER MISTER, BUT ALSO SIMULTANEOUSLY MY WIFE FOR SOME REASON, MY MOST BELOVED: @Zodiacsigndude !! HERE'S TO MANY MORE ANNIVERSARYS AHEAD OF US!

nothing pisses me off more than a shitty person who is fake and does not stand by their shit when they dump it on people.
          
          we can all be shitty people sometimes. it happens when you're human and everyone around you is human and we all have different thought processes and opinions. i'm sure plenty of people out there feel that i'm a shitty person. even i think i'm definitely a shitty person sometimes. i've never really known somebody and never thought, at one point or another, that they were a shitty person. it happens. relationships are about working through those things and past them. nobody is perfect. end of story.
          
          but fake people fucking suck. and people who don't give a shit about anyone but themselves, and then turn around and pretend to care about people and put everyone above themselves, are fucking fake and fucking suck. it's the fake people in this world you gotta look out for. that's where true evil comes from. you don't get stabbed in the back by your enemies and world leaders who are openly evil and never try to appeal or fake their innocence to anyone are often the ones who end up with true world-threatening power.
          
          like going around being a shitty person and not caring at all isn't great either. but lying and deceiving people makes it ten times worse. at least a person who openly does not care isn't going to surprise you as easily as a "friend" is.

NEW SOUTH PARK SPECIAL MAY 24TH!!!
          
          i don’t think we’re getting a new season until the lawsuit w hbo is settled.

last night i watched “ginger cows” and the black friday trilogy while blazed… that was a fucking TRIP.
          
          tonight i do it again but with “cartman gets an anal probe”
          
          wish me luckkk

Eris is okay now. Just had to dxck her down on some gangsta shxt. :P

everytime.
          every time.
          every FUCKING TIME!!!!!!!!!
          EVERY  FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCJFUCJFUXJFUCKING TIME!
          
          i’m done. so fucking done. i give up. i’m fucking done. 

no insurance?
          no problem!
          just be rich.

i cOlLeCt sAlMoN!!!

i'm genuinely rarely ever on wattpad anymore now that dms are gone.