HEY
YOU THERE
WITH THE FACE
how did you get here? hmmmmm?
ok anyways about me <3
Name: I'm not telling you because privacy, also kids at my school are mean and if they find my account I will explode, so... call me whatever you want. :)
Age: Old enough to know what to do but young enough to not do it (I'm a minor <3).
Favorite Disney princess: Emperor Kuzco (I think that's how it's spelled). No I will not elaborate.
Fictional characters that I like: Donatello (ROTTMNT), Sans (Undertale), most Sans AUs (even some of the weird ones. No I will not elaborate.), Percy Jackson (PJO), Apollo/Lester (ToA), aaaAnD drumroll pleaaaase:
Leo Valdez from Heroes of Olympus <3
(ALL DA LADIES LUV LEO)
No I will not elaborate.
Things that bother me: Humans, people my age, children, any kind of discrimination, people that make jokes about autism or down syndrome (it's not funny, stop it, I can and will throw you out the window, STOP), skibidi toilet cringe (I'm happy with my idiotic fangirl dork cringe, not... gen alpha... christ on a stick, guys-), loud noises, being told I can't bring my fidget cube with me somewhere, people misgendering my friend, "if you can read this, you're a true demigod UwU" posts written in blatant English, the entire Disney Hercules movie.
Things I like: people being nice, people that let me vent to them, people that let me rant about stuff, music, drawing (I might post some of it on here. idk.), reading ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) ((I don't know why I put that emoticon there. I read completely innocent stuff. [This is counterproductive.])), my stupid cat Lucifer, the goose emoji, THE DAM SNACK BAR, I crave food.
Because the internet said so, I'm a kid of Hades apparently (APOLLO IS STILL MY FAVORITE HAHAHAHA)
(pfp is literally just walker scobell I'm not even kidding. he keeps showing up on my pinterest. don't ask.)
- locked in a cage somewhere in northeastern USA. my obsessions were too difficult for my captor to handle.
- JoinedFebruary 28, 2024
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Apr 22, 2024 05:10PM
I DID A THING long live the king has a new chapter HIUAuahdiuheiuhHHAHJAKAView all Conversations
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The King's murder leaves everyone speechless. Everyone is a prime suspect. Leo, his comedic and sarcastic son...
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