nealfuckingcaffrey

*sees username and pfp* *clicks the follow button as fast as humanly possible*

Hello ms. I-swallowed-a-dictionary!! 

@chesharry xxx

thanks for adding Train Wrecks to your reading list. I hope you enjoy it xx

@FFducks hahah yes ✌

Joe Sugg is awesome! PECE ✌

Oh I haven't updated in awhile 

*Cue the round of applause*

*Award for best lyric changes*

wow okay i stumbled upon your account. congrats, you have exactly 69 followers. XD