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       @grldinner          there’s   nothing   wrong   with   my   face,      heather.        you   must   be   secondhand   high   from   bre.

then there’s something seriously wrong with your face right now. 

@neurowebs,     what  ( ?? )   no.  i  don’t  smile.

        @fanwebs              look   at   you   go,        putting   context   clues   to   use!

        @spidermoths          good    for    me,       because    i   didn’t   want    to   talk   to    you   anyways. 

       @whtsupdanger           yeah     ..      we   are   ( nothing )   alike,    spidey.      just   accept   it   now.

         @mamawebs             no,      it   was   a   lizard   pun.     ( yes, )   it   was   a   cat   pun.    

..   i’m here,  aren’t i?   i’ve already made one dumb decision,  might as well keep the ball rolling! 

@neurowebs,         do  you  want  to  consider  yourself  my  accomplice  ( ?? )   i  think  that’s  the  better  question  to  ask  right  now.

@noircrime,           well thank you for NOT doing that.   [    the spider gets up and dusts herself off ,   taking a big step back while crossing her arms.   that’s one way to start the day.   ]     uhhh..  no?  i don’t touch em,  but lemme guess—   they claw your eyes out.

@spiderkour     ❖.        if  you  ( were )  the  right  person,  i  already  would’ve  clawed  your  eyes  out.   [  a  soft  huff  falls  past  the  blonde’s  lips  as  she  loosens  her  grip  along  the  spider’s  suit,  retracting  her  metal  claws,  ]   haven’t  you  heard  what  happens  when  you  sneak  up  on  a  cat  ( ??  )   

@neuroticlies    ❖.        yeah,   i’m  fine.  totally  didn’t  just  get  tossed  like  a  rag  doll  or  anything  ( .. )